We-The Makers

All of us are artists. We are the makers. Without wasting much space and time i would like to put forth some of our marvelous works. Great men/women composed songs and we altered the lyrics. We have a song for each situation and if not, well, each one of us is capable of modifying the existing ones to suit our interests. Take a look.

1)Original lyrics:

teri pyaari pyaari soorat ko kisiki nazar na lage,
chashmebadoor...
dekha na karo tum aaina kahin khud ki nazar na kage,
chashmebadoor...



Modified version:
teri kaal kaali soorat se kisiko darr na lage,
mukh mein badbu...
dekha na karo tum aaina kahin khud ko hi darr na lage,
mukh mein badbu...


2)Original lyrics:
dil ke jharokhe mein tujhko bithakar,
yaadon ko teri main dulhan banakar,
rakhunga main dil ke paas,
mat ho meri jaan udaas...

Modified version:
kachre ki balti mein tujhko bithakar,
upar se plastic ka cover lagakar,
rakhunga gutter ke paas,
usmein se aayei baas...

We dint even spare the the nursery rhymes.

1)Original rhyme:
Jack and Jill,
went up the hill,
to fetch a pail pf water,
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill came tumbling after.

Modified version:
Jack and Jill
went up the hill,
to fetch a pail of water,
god knows what they did up there
and came down with a daughter.

2)Original rhyme:
Johnny Johnny??
yes papa??
eating sugar??
no papa!!
telling lies??
no papa!!
open your mouth...
Ha Ha Ha!!

Modified version:( in marvari)
Kalu Kalu??
Ke baapu!!
khod khaadi??
ni baapu!!
jhooth boliyo??
ni baapu!!
baako faad...
Ha Ha Ha!!

P.S: The readers are invited to add any more such innovations.